Corrupted Wishing! >:D

Everyone should know this game. :3

How to play:
Read the wish of the member before you.
In your post, grant his/her wish, but make something about it go wrong(corrupt it).
Then make a wish of your own.

Example:

She wrote:

I wish I had a muffin to eat right now.

Your response will look something like...

He wrote:

Granted. But the muffin is poisonous and is fatal if eaten.
I wish I had a plastic bag!

And the post will be repeated, for a different wish.

Rules:
Do not double post. (Why corrupt your own wish? xD)
Do not go off topic.



Kay, I'll start off.

I wish I had a 4.0 GPA. O:

Lexie gets a 4.0 GPA.... On a piece of paper.


I wish I didn't make this wish.

The wish in which you regret to wish is acually a faux.

I wish I had wings.

you now have wings but there bumblebee wings and you fall to your death.

I wish i was in a videogame.

That video game is maple, you're a level 3 noob and you randomly spawn in HornTail's cave.

I wish the moon was cheese.

Granted.
But the moon became rotten and the smell somehow reached Earth, flooding your lungs with a digusting and unpleasant smell... That in later years will cause lung cancer.

I wish food from McDonalds didn't make people gain weight.

Granted.but the food kills u lols



i wish killing was legal(jking)

Granted, however when it is granted, you are the first victim.

I wish I had a Pope hat with a little monkey in it.

Blanket wrote:

Granted, however when it is granted, you are the first victim.

I wish I had a Pope hat with a little monkey in it.

Granted.But it has a nucular bomb in it

i wish i had a monkey that had no hands or feet and couldent kill me and dident have rabies

Granted.
But the monkey made a piercing screech that called other rabid monkeys with AIDS to come and torture you until you died.

I wish I had a pretty teal-colored rose.

Granted, but the rose has thorns that release poisonous chemicals in your body once pierced, causing your flesh to burn until you die.

I wish I had an extra finger. (:

Granted, but the extra finger turns out to be deformed and unusable causing you to be an exile of the community, then later in life gets you taken into Area 51 to be put down.

I wish I could do a barrel roll.

wish granted but in ur barrel roll wen u are upside down the capsul opens and u fall out with nothing but a feather to slow the fall.

i wish i had a PONY!

Granted.
But the pony has no legs. It wiggled along the ground eating all your grass, causing you to go bankrupt from buying so much sod.

I wish I had a purdy mansion that wasn't haunted.

Granted, but it comes with a kill loving pedo Butler.

I wish I had a magic box.

Granted.

But the box has a spring full of sharp objects. You get rocked in the face.

I wish I didn't wish D:

Not Granted cause you fail.

I won the game.

Off-topicers! Someone call the non-fun police! D:<

I wish for another kitten. ;3

the kitten is from hell and is bigger then you. It breraths fire and burns your house down and flameing items crush you.

I wish i had a cookie.

You get a cookie. A poisoned cookie that is.

I wish

Granted, but that wish is so vile and corrupt that when the next words reach your lips, Chuck Norris pops up and round house kicks you so damn hard your family line reverses until it never exsisted.

I wish I was a pretty pretty princess.

You became a pretty pretty.. toad.

I wish I wished for a wishing wish to wish for a wish that wishes for more wishing wishes.

bleep...... bloop... fzzzzzzt.. boooom!!!!!!!
you have now broken the forum and everyones mind now how do u feel hotshot